The Daily Stupidity

Washing Hands Way Too Much

I wash my hands after pretty much any and everything I do, whether it’s dirty work or not.


The Toilet or the Fan?

Just tonight I was in a bit of a quandary because I kept hearing things that probably weren’t even happening. I just recently bought this tall, slender oscillating fan that ionizes the air or whatever, but for some reason, when my back is turned to the fan, it sounds just like my toilet when it’s running (you know, right after a flush). This has been bothering me, because the flusher handle on my toilet broke, and it’s been running incessantly (unless I actually manually plug the drain hole in the tank), and it’s been running up my water bill like crazy, so now I’m having to check in the bathroom every two minutes or so & make sure I’m not hearing the toilet running, while at the same time making sure that it’s not the fan, and I can’ t turn off the fan, because it’ s keeping me cool. How ridiculous is this post.


The White Glove Phenomenon

You know, I can’t fully confirm this, but I believe that Michael Jackson got his idea for the white glove from Mickey Mouse.


An Observation

There are quite a few Americans living in Tokyo.


Words I Hate

I don’t quite understand why I would have certain words that I hate, but I just do.


Ironing Clothes

Sometimes when I’m ironing clothes, I have to replenish the water in the iron because I keep it on such a hot setting. During those times, I may have a glass of water that I’ve been drinking out of nearby, and I may pour a little out of the glass into the iron. It occurred to me today that I may be ironing clothes with backwash steam…and I am okay with that.


Salsa

I always eat waaayy too much salsa. Haven’t figured that one out yet. I’ll be sweating, mouth burning, eyes watering, snot pouring, and I still want more. It’s like I just can’t stop. God help me.


Swine2K

I guess the Swine Flu was the Y2K of diseases.


Lorna Doone

Lorna Doone shortbread cookies freakin’ RULE.


A Thought on Bicyclists

When you see people on bikes in New York City, they could very well be delivering something.


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